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The God of sarcasm and the king of criticism. I have traveled around the globe and got so sick of all the stuff happening in the world. I've seen it all and now I'm ready to tell you what I think. And in the way, I f*** think. Don’t start whining, just use critical thinking! He’s got his common sense, and you know it. So he won’t f*** around with no reason. I'll comment your oddly long-reads and I'll show you my mid’ le finger when you’re being dumb af. Sorry, not sorry. Do you want to know my opinion on all the global issues: global warmth, over tolerance, politics, war, science, religion, etc? You got it! I'm the top banana here. And I always go bananas. Join me and enjoy me!