A blowjob that blew the brains out. Literally

It’s been over 250 days of the war in Ukraine where Russian soldiers keep tunneling below rock bottom. Every fucking time you think that’s it – they can’t go further – you just wait for it! Here they are grabbing a shovel and managing to dig even deeper.

Warning! If you are tending to puke easily and can’t stand disgusting details, don’t read any further!
So, what was all that about?

Somewhere on the battlefield in Ukraine, two russian soldiers decided to prove that real friendship is for real men. You know, as they say, a friend will always give you a hand in any tough situation. A hand, a mouth, a tongue. Literally! One troop was giving another one a blow job in a ruined building. How does everyone know about it? They were filmed by a Ukrainian drone. Filmed and defragmented with a grenade from that drone as soon as a pilot of a drone pulled himself together after being shocked by the free gay porn through the drone camera.

So, the interior of the ruined building was decorated with flying dicks and balls of the lovebirds. But if you think that’s what is disgusting about the story, just wait as there’s more! The most creepy-crappy thing in this horrendous situation is the reaction of the russian ministry of defense. They claimed there are no gays in the russian army and what was filmed with the drone camera is as follows: a troop was kissing not the fella’s dick, he was kissing the icon! 

Oh, one unsolicited piece of advice for you – don’t google it! No, not the video of “kissing the icon”, just regular gay porn in poor visibility! The official press release of the russian ministry of defense, that’s what is REALLY shocking!

And here’s the question! Do you, guys, often hold an icon below the belt level on the battlefield under shelling? Do you often call your dick an icon? Or maybe your lovers call it that?