Masturbation in distress: PornHub blocked all your favs!

Guys, we are in a LOT of trouble, and I mean it! PornHub struck at the very dick of mankind! Do they dare? They dare! The website blocked millions of videos, and not just any videos, the best ones – amateur videos from all over the world. PornHub has become desolate! It is as bad as it sounds.

So, first things first – why did they commit such a cold-blooded murder to any erection in front of the screen? Some asshole claimed that unverified users spread porn. Shocking discovery – PORNHub spreads porn, who would have thought! They say that some videos involved minors. Ok, maybe, but can you easily define the age based on the image of railing strangers? 

We are not gonna have access to videos until they are checked. But guess what – the whole procedure will start no earlier than next year! And you can imagine how long it will take to check these millions and millions of videos. By the way, are they hiring some extra staff for the checkup? Sound like a dream job, doesn’t it?

It is not clear how much they actually blocked. Basing on the information from Vice, it’s been back and forth – before the introduction of new rules there were about 14 million videos, then the number reduced to approximately 5 million, then grew to 7 million. The last time we checked it was about 3 million videos available.

This month the Decepticons from PornHub have changed the rules of placing content. No one can upload videos before being checked and verified. That’s how the platform tries to get rid of minors. But come on, cubs have needs too!

Visa and Mastercard banned the usage of their cards on PornHub as a protest against porn involving teens. Before the introduction of this policy, anyone could create an account and upload any kind of video. PornHub, not Nokia, was uniting people!