No one could find a dick: a guy accidentally got a C-section

The world has changed so much that very often we can’t even say for sure whether it was a guy or a chick next to you in a city bus. Same baggy clothes, same unisex perfume (if any). And even a manicure is not a distinguishing feature anymore. Guys have their nails done and nail polish on, for crying out loud! Yet there’s one thing left that helps to define the sex, if not the gender. At least we thought so before, yep, we thought the dick is enough to tell the difference. But not for doctors in Saint Mathew’s, apparently.

In the USA a man has got a C-section done on him as doctors couldn’t find his dick under his fat belly to make sure he is not giving birth. And now he wants to sue them. Well, can’t blame them, who wouldn’t.

According to the World News Daily Report, a guy named Leslie Morgan White, who is unbelievably obese, called an ambulance as he felt severe pain in the chest. He was rushed to the emergency department of Saint Mathew’s hospital. After a brief examination, they brought the guy to the delivery department and gave him an epidural right before making a C-section.

It took doctors over half an hour to figure out they got it wrong – no baby in the belly, but the guy with developing heart attack instead.

Who knows what drove White mad more – a scar from a C-section or that humiliating fact his dick totally disappeared in the spare tires. But he should blame nobody but himself – he literally ate his way to becoming a person of no gender. And no sex, as it is obviously impossible.  

So, if you don’t want to end up in the delivery room stop pigging your face with pizza and rush to the gym!