The new cartoon for Danish kids is about an old man with a huge uncontrollable penis

Well, probably we should be happy with the fact that we didn’t have such cartoons in our childhood. At the very least we had nothing to compare our things with. Shrinks have enough work with us even without this movie.

The cartoon series is for children 4-8 years old and Denmark is just a tiny bit shocked and overwhelmed with it. The film is about some hale old man called John Dillermand who has the longest dick in the world and he is kinda “almost helpless with it” as the soundtrack states. 

In different episodes, you can find some tips on how to use your penis except for the conventional good old fucking and pee. John’s dick moves forward if the old man needs longer dog-lead or when a neighbor needs a hand in flag-raising. Ok, when you need a hand you get a dick instead. There are cases when this independent penis lives his own life, steals an ice-cream from a kid, and makes Dillermand feel awkward. Apparently, the previous cases didn’t make him feel uncomfortable at all; it’s typical to walk a dog with your dork, not a dog-lead. You can imagine the dog’s surprise though.

The series includes 20 episodes, so viewers have a chance to see how crazy the creators of the cartoon can get.

The opinions in social media are polarizing: some say it’s totally ok and funny, innocent kids won’t see anything dirty in the movie, unlike their spoilt parents. Others think there’s a chance the cartoon will be a perfect instrument for pedos. But maybe they are just jealous.