Brexit Moves Like a Tank: the EU Is Ready!

European Council President Charles Michel congratulated Boris Johnson on his smashing victory in the General Election, hoping to negotiate a future trade deal with the UK as soon as possible. However, they promise to protect European priorities despite the result.

In reality, the Brexit process launches a years-long work for all British people. The Conservative Party throws oil on the bonfire, preferring not to give any additional info on how Mr, Johnson plans to negotiate the agreement with the EU in 11 months. It usually takes years and years. 

Czech Prime Minister Andrej Babis mentioned, that such fucking results of the election might bring some bad news for Europe. Someone’s ass is on fire!

“No ifs, no buts, no coconuts” – not a literal phrase of Mr. Johnson according to his astonishing victory. Then he added, that he will do everything possible to get Brexit done till the end of January, capturing the control of their own laws, borders, immigration and so fucking on. 

By the way, his Conservatives have won 364 of the 650 seats in the House of Commons, demonstrating an aggressive shift in British politics. This is a debacle!

US President Donald Trump didn’t stay away, saying that now they can draw up a super trade deal after Brexit. Let’s celebrate, Boris!

Jeremy Corbyn, leader of the Labour Party, was so stroppy after defeat, that decided not to take part in the next election campaign, preferring to faff around for some time.

Whatever happens after Brexit, negotiating a deal is only one side of a medal, the process of intrusion into the system of the British government is the other side. This case may last for years.

Brace yourself, British guys!