Bored with masturbating on Earth? Soon masturbating will be possible in space as well
No matter whether you are one of the SpaceX astronauts planning to land on Mars or one of the Mars One candidates going to settle Mars, the need to release your excessive energy and eliminate stress can occur anywhere on Earth or beyond it. Believe it or not but soon the Japanese will make it possible to masturbate in space too. Tenga, one of the main sex-toy producers in the country, is constantly working on the quality and variety of sex toys available far beyond the borders of Japan.
A well-known “five-knuckle shuffle” can be of great help and fun thanks to the so-called Space Tenga, which is the latest Tenga’s device for male masturbatory aids. Koichi Matsumoto, the founder and current President of the company, has become neither an astronaut nor an astronomer, but he has always been keen on space inventions and discoveries. That was one of the reasons why he decided to launch the Tenga Rocket Project and send a rocket into space with some specific cargo. In cooperation with Interstellar Technologies, the Tenga Rocket along with the cargo will be sent into space on a special mission this summer. The cargo will include message pods with written hopes and dreams directed to the cosmos by one thousand people. As soon as the rocket reaches a specified altitude, the pods will release a thousand messages to be spread in infinity.
As a true admirer and loyal supporter of Japanese masturbation, Koichi Matsumoto did not stop there, and so the Tenga Robot was created to go on a round-trip journey and test the Space Tenga. Well, the robot will not be playing with the Tenga toy in outer space but observing the non-terrestrial environment effects on the revolutionary male masturbator. Nevertheless, you never know what Asians are capable of with their next-generation pleasuring tools and sick minds, especially after you watch a couple of Japanese entertaining shows on YouTube.
Despite all the criticism and sarcasm regarding the importance of such research, Tenga truly believes that the possibility to relieve people’s interstellar libidos must be accessible to every man no matter whether they are on a space tour for a couple of days or at the exploration station for a couple of years. The Space Tenga will not just satisfy men’s sexual hunger but will be irrefutable proof that sex is safe in the whole Universe. Hopefully, the women’s prototype will also pop up on the market sooner or later. Anyway, remember that masturbation is good for you. “Love, peace, and Tenga.”
