God damn you, Sarah Jessica Parker’s perfume!
That’s what an Australian jogger has probably thought after being attacked by an angry kangaroo in the suburb of Melbourne.
A scared Melbournian shared her story on the “Ross and Russel” radio show. One beautiful morning she was preparing for her regular run but completely forgot where her antiperspirant was, so her best call was to substitute it with a perfume from the Sarah Jessica Parker’s collection.
On her usual jogging route, she was enjoying the sun and the run when she saw an over-excited kangaroo approaching her. Apparently, she was so irresistible to the roo that the animal jumped over the fences trying to get her. At some point, she was just kicked in the back and had to rescue herself at some house in the neighborhood. It would be kinda interesting to see the faces of the house owners when a strange stormed into their living room crying bloody murder that she is chased by a kangaroo! That must have been one crappy morning for the people in the house; the scream itself would scare the shit out of anyone.
Tracy Noonan, the victim, stayed with hospitable residents for over half an hour waiting for the roo to leave, but it appeared to be impossible to scare the animal away by any means as it was sniffing its way around the house.
Local park rangers explained to Noonan that for some reason the perfume became some sort of irresistible attraction for the animal. Well, she is lucky it didn’t entice dingos or more roos, or some fluffy giant spiders! It could have got from bad to worse – it could have been a mating season. Yet there’s the question – Why does the SJP perfume smell like kangaroo’s butt?