My Mother-In-Law’s Clumsy Assisstance Or WTF Is She Doing With Our Condoms???
British newlyweds’ “a-howl-of-despair” life story, and frankly speaking I’m completely… devastated.
My mother-in-law wants to nurse babies so much that she made her decision to “help” us (well, if you can call it that). So, she has made micro holes in my hubby’s condoms!
One day, when my husband’s mother came to visit us, I caught her doing some weird shit in our bedroom: she diligently needling condoms.
We are newlyweds, both a little less than 30-years-old, and having children was outside our plans. But my mother-in-law was behaving like a brat, having learned that the birth of her grandson was put into cold storage: she cried that this would interrupt the ancient lineage, and that we are ungrateful assholes and have no respect toward the ancestors.
With time, my mother-in-law seemed to put up with our point of view, and made some visits to our house. She said she was “helping to make dinner”. Yeah, dream on! This wanker asked my hubby to but some food, just to send him out of the house.
At that moment I came back home from work, and as the saying goes, caught her off her base in our bedroom doing her needlework with our condoms! To say that I was furious means saying nothing! It was fucking outrageous.
When she saw me, she “ohed”, mumbled something about the ancient lineage and the preservation of the family, and quickly left.
My husband came back home, and I told him about everything about all those intrigues of his mother. But the sixty-four thousand questions was – how long had she been doing that?
Couple of days later we got the answer to our question: the pregnancy test turned out to be positive! What a fucking surprise.
I’m really devastated! I wanna take the high road and abortion is inappropriate for me. But at the same time I strongly disagree to having children right now.