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Viggo Mortensen: The Second Life of King of Arnor and the Fucking Spaniards

Viggo Mortensen played the role of ‘Aragorn’ in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. He was perfect in this role and was loved by the whole world! However, a new generation should go after the old characters. Only heroes of Lynch play themselves after 25 years who have already become much grayer. But in the role of Aragorn, especially if “The Lord of the Rings” decided to please us again with a return, should be bright and young characters. Well, who wants to see Aragon like grandpa? Only Gandalf can be a grandfather in this movie! That’s just how it’s done, bro.

Well, the previous Aragorn seriously took his replacement and criticized him as best he could. Hey, old shit, you’re certainly handsome, but why so much criticism? Give the right to be born to something new and original. If Viggo Mortensen had been criticized from the beginning, would he be capable of becoming the “The Lord of the Rings” star? Well, the 60-year-old actor is jealous of him, that he has so beef with the new Aragorn, although, it is worth noting, that the new “Lord of the Rings” still didn’t come out. Its premiere is scheduled for 2021! Why judge what you haven’t seen yet? Perhaps the syndrome of an old grandma from the bench condemning everything comes in 60 years.

Viggo Mortensen argues that his replacement needs to study in more detail the original work of John Tolkien, as well as films by Akira Kurosawa and Scandinavian legends. One question is why he thinks that the actor himself writes scripts, creates the character, as he was in this swamp and knows how everything works. Besides, dude, only the trailer came out. A little push on the brakes with criticism.

The other side of the coin: the Spaniards pushed our hero too far!

Viggo Mortensen didn’t stop at simple criticism, he continued his indignation by writing a letter to the Spanish newspaper “El Pais”. Here he has already sent his criticism to Vox for using the character that he played in the trilogy. You can agree with the grump because his Vox party character was tied with the absurd. In this case, the actor was able to develop his argumentation.

The far-right party Vox used not only his image but also his face. They took a shot from the third part of the film, in which his hero was preparing for the final battle. On the one hand, his face is not visible there, but with whom everyone most closely associates this character? Surprise! With Viggo Mortensen! On the imageboard, you can see the line: “Let the battle begin!”. It seems to be all harmless, but damn it, this is a pre-election campaign, guys. If he doesn’t want to participate, probably it’s the height of stupidity to engage him there. He is a slightly grumpy man, but this is too much! Oh, no, it’s simply too much that the name of the party VOX and the Spanish flag were drawn on the character’s back. Opponents of the battle were symbols of anti-fascists, republicans, communists, anarchists, supporters of the independence of Catalonia, feminists, LGBT, as well as various media logos. Or maybe the actor loves feminists and LGBT. What the hell do the Spaniards do… King Aragorn is promoting the “neo-fascist” party in Spain. He couldn’t even imagine that this could happen without his knowing.

On a more personal note, Viggo Mortensen added that it was very foolish to involve him in this absurdity. All who are familiar with his story know that he is an adherent of multiculturalism. For those who think right now, what the hell are you talking about, it’s about the concept of a “melting pot”, where it’s supposed to merge all cultures into one. Therefore, to associate his person with the ultranationalist and neo-fascist party is stupid. In general, it seems those who created this political collage chose for no reason, fucked that horrible shit and touched it off! Our old grump was extremely amused (well, at least not angry at the new “Lord of the Rings”) that they use his character Aragorn, promoting an anti-immigrant, anti-feminist and Islamophobic party. In this case, the gods of advertising and public relations should better read about his character. After all, Aragorn preached the study and equality of various races, customs, and languages ​​of Middle-earth. Fucking checkmate!

Also, Viggo Mortensen called the far-right party VOX total losers, that you can make fun of. Such arrogance, because they received 24 mandates in the last election. Why do people without brains win? Perhaps the gray matter just don’t interfere with its gravity to go ahead? Well, think twice and get ready to view the new “Lord”. We hope that when the movie will be released in 2021, the heart of Uncle Viggo Mortensen wouldn’t be broken.

Viggo Mortensen hit the brakes

Aragorn calmed down a bit and accepted to teach the new actor the best role of his life. He knows best how to play this handsome man in the best possible way from his own experience. It was also difficult for him to show this guy, as he was always in total control, so not to shout once again: “Fuck, what a pussy I am!”

In short, everything is fine, Viggo calmed down after the stupid VOX and now is waiting for the king to come. By the way, as it turns out, it wasn’t also easy for him to get into character. He got it by accident, just was replacing another actor. He had to catch everything with the speed of the fucking cannon. This is what you call a slapdash job. But Viggo Mortensen’s efforts were not in vain. Now he teaches everyone how to play his type the best way. Well, so that it was the fucking guy with the sword, but not a spotty with a shovel.

By the way, when Viggo got the role of Aragorn he was 40 years old. He has made a long path to that outstanding role. That’s why it’s probably so important to him. This is a note of something nice when you can turn on Celine Dion. At first. the actor reacted neutrally to the role, but his son loved Tolkien very much, so it was worth taking this step and become for him the most beloved hero. This role later thanked the kid with a big bag of money and glory.

We remind you that the sponsors of the new “Lord of the Rings” will be Amazon. The series’s screenwriters are John Payne and Patrick Mackay. The development of the script takes place in fucked conditions. Entry to the office for writers is only through security, a fingerprint and with the blood of a virgin in a backpack. The writers commented on their mission with fucking enthusiasm: “We have been entrusted with responsible business and this is the beginning of the journey of our whole life.” Guys, do another gram so that the script was cool, otherwise, you will get smacked by Viggo Mortensen.

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