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God, Please Give Me a Sign!

This article is about unusual signs, so if you should find offense in them for whatever reason… well, fuck you, they’re funny.

A guest at a Stockholm hostel reported a very interesting observation. There was a sign there, a very legit one, might I add:

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So, wanking is a fancy British word for masturbating, for those of you who may not be aware. Not much of a surprise that Brits have words that make even something such as masturbation sound elite.

I feel like the hostel management has a good point there, though and you should always know where you are and are not allowed to masturbate. For example, hostel room — not okay, kindergarten — okay, hostel yard — not okay, graveyard — okay and etc.

“We have put up several different signs with various informative messages and I thought that one was funny,” said hostel manager Henrik Thydén. The no-smoking sign was reported by a couple that checked in at the hostel and went viral. Turned out guests really enjoyed the humor in it, since it was really meant as a joke. Don’t worry, you CAN actually wank there. Of course, there were some guests that were offended by the sign and all I have to say to them is: Fuck you, we all do it.

Here are more unusual signs that we find amusing:

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Just to state the obvious: NO RUNNING WITH FISH!
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This is an easy one. This is obviously the place where rabbits perform the Heimlich maneuver and help the ones that are choking.
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