What Were They Thinking About When Naming Their Son Google?

I remember when in school, we often came up with nicknames for each other, especially nerds and those we hated. But what the parents have done to THIS kid is just a fuck up!
Well, they say
We were so much inspired by advanced technologies! So we considered the name for our child to be associated with the name of the popular brand
(Are you kidding me? Did you think about a kid’s future life in school?)
They named a little boy Google. And you know what? His older sister has quite a common name for Indonesia.
We could not make our choice for a very long time and considered various names, including iOs, Microsoft, Windows, and iPhone. (Somebody, don’t make me laugh!)
It goes without saying that the family drew everybody’s fire upon themselves. But the boy’s father sincerely believes: in the future, his son will become as helpful to society as the search engine Google.
(Well, if he survives at school.)