The Hell is here!
COPENHELL Metal Music Festival: The Hell is Here!
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The COPENHELL metal music festival is taking place in Denmark already for 10 years. This is a good reason to totally hang out. The universe of heavy metal is waiting for you, bitches! By the way, the festival slogan sounds like “10 years in hell”. This is true devilry! Fantastic bands, fucking entertainments, and the same fucking people nearby, like you, man!
Are you looking for excuses not to go anywhere? Is it cooler to lazily switch TV channels and dance on beds under Slipknot? If you have the chance to go and hear your favorite musicians live, you may be lucky enough to slam and take punches from the frontman of a famous band. This is the main metal festival in Denmark, so such an atmosphere cannot be found anywhere!
The 2019 year in Denmark brings us good news, not to mention the COPENHELL festival. Dear children of hell, Slipknot, Tool, Scorpions (well, if you like something more light), Lamb of God and Rob Zombie will perform for your rock asses. Holy shit, that’s amazing. Well, this is not all surprises, because other groups from all over the world are waiting for you.
What else fucking hellish is there for happiness?
Something about the Vikings… It turns out that the Danish festival COPENHELL and many other similar events as well, cannot happen without a Viking village. Fucking Vikings!
Are you fucking kidding me? What? Well, we are talking about the birthplace of Ragnar Lodbrok. Be prepared to drink honey wine from the horn (by the way it sounds very aesthetic, even the women would find it tasty) and eat the delicious hog roast (vegans are free not to hurt themselves). If you don’t want, what the fuck are you a Viking, metalist, and a man at all? Get the fuck out of my party! Enjoy hellish music, eat and drink like a Viking. Then they will accept you as their man and you’ll stay alive. Okay. it’s cool there, the main thing is to be ready for everything and go crazy.
What do Vikings and Metallists like? To eat!
The Vikings love three things in this life: eat, sleep and fuck. This part is not about sex, but about food. Just do not cry! Well, you see, without food, you don’t want anything else. Oh yeah, there is the fourth point, which came with the centuries, to do all of the above under the fucking fantastic music. At COPENHELL you will find everything!
So, what food you can find here? Noodle salad, hamburgers, hot dogs, cheese on toast, Thai curry, pita bread. By the way, if you are vegan, there will be a lot of dishes for you too. Residents of Denmark are ready to kill a couple of cucumbers and tomatoes.
Blow off steam in a metallic way!
Crash a car and do not feel guilty for it! For men who fed up with slam, the festival adds another damn peppercorn. Post-apocalyptic trash is promised! To make the show successful, a special Smadreland zone will be allocated where you can fuck up the old car. How mad’s that shit? After such a highlight of the festival, you will walk like a honey bunny, because all the evil will go away with the parts of a poor car.
Everything is planned to the fucking perfection
The slogan of the music festival “10 years in hell” speaks for itself. In addition to the trash options at COPENHELL, everything will be imbued with the atmosphere of devilry. The music itself at the festival seems to be from hell, fucking dark slogan, symbolism, you will see at a glance that you are at the Hell gate. If the cross on your chest turns upside down, try not to wet your pants. After all, anything is possible here, even Lucifer himself waves to you. P.S.: be polite with this bastard, he is likely to get a good fee in the number of your fucking souls.
This is a unique event for people who love atmospheric events. Do not pass by the black church. It will be guarded by the gigantic shadow figures of the druids. You can also admire the cute pentagram. The main thing is to hang so you can blow your mind, and then bravely pray for your sins, because there will be something to confess!
What do we have here for last? Drinks and shower!
Copenhell organizers prepared another surprise Biergarten. This is a huge tent with a range of entertainment. Here you can eat, listen to live performances and get drunk. Drunk dancing on the tables is highly recommended.
They even take care about your comfort. Nobody will definitely be homeless, because campsites are organized especially for such events in Denmark: Sønder Head and Kløverparken. Fuck yourself, huh? Even the place to sleep. Metallists need fucking comfort. To lay down under a tree drunk in shit, no longer rolls. For guests of the festival are available laundry and shower. The organizers definitely want you to smell like delicious lavender soap. The campsite is clean and has WC like in a hotel. Probably in hell now it is better than in many countries. Oh, shit, yo!
Do you still have doubts about the Copenhell festival? Oh, go to Hell, man!
