Who is he, the mysterious banana? The God of sarcasm and the king of criticism. He has traveled around the globe and he’s so sick of all the shit happening in the world. He has seen it all and now he is ready to tell you what he thinks. And in the way, HE fucking thinks. Don’t start whining, just use critical thinking! He’s got his common sense, and you know it.
So he won’t fuck around with no reason. He’ll comment your oddly long-reads and he’ll show you his mid’ le finger when you’re being dumb af. Sorry, not sorry. Do you want to know his opinion on all the global issues: global warmth, over tolerance, politics, war, science, religion, etc? You got it!
He is the top banana here. And he always goes bananas.
Ladies and gentlemen, we present you, Finger Willy.
From now on he’ll be putting his own opinion on different topics we discuss here. Join in and enjoy it!